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Most of what you find here will be fanmix related. :)

I feel like I should warn you that I'm shitty at tagging things appropriately. So, there's that. LOVE ME AS I AM.

Uh, It’s not Tony’s fault if a very specific set of images come to mind when he thinks ‘America’.

In retrospect, someone else should’ve been in charge of the music for the 4th-of-July barbeque. Like, anyone else. Clint even.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, Y’ALL! Even if you aren’t ‘merican. Here, have 10 songs of absolute crack!mix! Have a happy/safe holiday everyone.

• Yankee Doodle Boy : Billy Murray - I’m the kid that’s all the candy, I’m a yankee doodle dandy. I’m glad I am, so’s Uncle Sam.
• OMG : Usher - Honey got a booty like pow pow pow.
• Look at Me, I’m Sandra Dee : Stockard Channing - I don’t drink or swear. I don’t rat my hair. I get ill from one cigarette.
• Cameltoe : Fannypack - Mhm, that’s right. Uh-huh, oh no! Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe.
• Bootylicious : Destiny’s Child - Baby, can you handle this?
• My Boy Lollipop : Millie - I love you I love you I love you so, but I don’t want you to know.
• Wild Boy : MGK - Yeah bitch, yeah bitch, call me Steve-O.
• Sexy Boy : Air - * OBLIGATORY MISPLACED FRENCH SONG * 
• Swing : Savage - You got a mean ass, and I really mean that.
• I Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore : REO Speedwagon - It’s time to bring this ship into the shore.

Download here. I’m sorry I didn’t make a preview video this time! Somehow I forgot to get my shit together sooner and now I don’t have the time, what with working all day and then being one of those SUPER COOL KIDS walking with their employer in the 4th of July parade…